According to every single headline I’ve seen it seems that there is an outbreak of something called the Swine Flu. I don’t really know what pigs have against us…besides the fact that we only like them for their fatty and delicious goodness.
Okay, so if you are one of those people who thinks the swine flu is going to kill us all I want to ask... Does this pig really want to hurt you? he looks like a damned cute to me... He can't wait to turn into bacon, pork chops, and a Ballpark Frank. The swine flu scare is all over the place, and I for one, think it is dumb as hell. Seriously!
How short are people's attention spans that they panic about this stuff? Sars... anybody? The Bird Flu has killed a lot of people, hasn't it? 100 people in America EVERY DAY die of the plain old flu. How many have died of the swine flu total? 200 in 2 weeks? Some pandemic...
As soon as you put a filthy animal's name in front of the word flu it makes people scared straight... You know what's scary... the turd-mite flu...
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