BITCHOLOGY

BITCHOLOGY 

 When I stand up for
myself and my beliefs,
they call me a 
bitch. 

When I stand up for
those I love,
they call me a
bitch. 

When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or 
do things my own way, they call me a
bitch. 

Being a Bitch
means I won't compromise what's
in my heart. It means I live my life "MY Way."
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. 

When I refuse to tolerate injustice and
speak against it, I am defined as a 
 bitch. 

The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. 

It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I 'should' be.


And if that makes me a  bitch. so be it!

Halloween humor

Here's some Halloween humor for ya! 

Once upon a time

One day, long, ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch... But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day.

Me a Tracking Device? Go figure

Am I all alone with this issue?

My husband and my two sons, apparently think that because I have a uterus, I have a type of internal tracking device! A device that tracks their belongings! THEIR LOST BELONGINGS!  

Remote Controls, in particular!

• Hubby: "Baby, do know where the remote is?"
• Me: "For WHICH TV?"
• Hubby: "The bedroom!"
• Me: "Where did you see it last?"
• Hubby "I dunno! Do you know where it is?"
• Me: "No, where are you looking?"
• Hubby: "I haven't looked yet. I just thought you would know before I got in there."
• Me: "Are you for real?"

• Jon: "Mom, do you know where the remote is?"
• Me: "For what TV?"
• Jon: "For my room?"
• Me: "I have no idea! I have not been in your room for days!"
• Jon: "Can you come help me look?"
• Me: "You have got to be joking..."

• Cory: "Mom, do you know where the remote is?"
• Me: "For which TV?"
• Cory: "The family room!"
• Me: "Where did you have it last?"
• Cory: "I dunno! Do you know where it is?"
• Me: "No, I haven't watched TV in that room today!"
• Cory: "Will you help me look?"
• Me: I swear one of these days somebody getting it!

I heart my Computer because,

I've been thinking lately. About all the wonderful people I've "met" through blogging and of course Facebook.

 I feel like I know a lot of you and I've started to value you as friends. Does that seem strange? In this techno-savvy cyber age we live in...we can form a relationship with someone we've never met face to face - and probably never will. You guys have given me great advice when I've asked (and even when I haven't!) You've cheered me and encouraged me.

I enjoy reading your comments, some are pretty racy and wonder if I should leave it or delete it but I have nothing to hide and by now my Blog and Facebook friends pretty much knows my sense of humor it can get pretty crazy sick and I don't excuse my behavior. I figure if you don't like what you see or read, DELETE CLICK me back to where ever you found me!

Ahem, what you see is pretty much what you get!  Nothing special! Teehee..

Words to live by

The best way to get even is to forget...

A successful marriage isn't finding the right person. It's BEING the right person.

Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...

It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt.

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...

You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!

Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth...

Words are windows to the heart.

The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.

The tongue must be heavy indeed because so few people can't hold it.

To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you.

It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again.