Sep 11, 2009

Once upon a time

One day, long, ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch... But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day.

Sep 10, 2009

I'm living proof that god has a sense of humor

so much talent just collecting dust,

I Am Only As Strong As the Caffiene I Consume, The Hairspray I Use, & The Blog-friends I Have!

Me a Tracking Device? Go figure

Am I all alone with this issue?

My husband and my two sons, apparently think that because I have a uterus, I have a type of internal tracking device! A device that tracks their belongings! THEIR LOST BELONGINGS!  

Remote Controls, in particular!

  • Hubby: "Baby, do know where the remote is?"
  • Me: "For WHICH TV?"
  • Hubby: "The bedroom!"
  • Me: "Where did you see it last?"
  • Hubby "I dunno! Do you know where it is?"
  • Me: "No, where are you looking?"
  • Hubby: "I haven't looked yet. I just thought you would know before I got in there."
  • Me: "Are you for real?"

  • Jon: "Mom, do you know where the remote is?"
  • Me: "For what TV?"
  • Jon: "For my room?"
  • Me: "I have no idea! I have not been in your room for days!"
  • Jon: "Can you come help me look?"
  • Me: "You have got to be joking..."

  • Cory: "Mom, do you know where the remote is?"
  • Me: "For which TV?"
  • Cory: "The family room!"
  • Me: "Where did you have it last?"
  • Cory: "I dunno! Do you know where it is?"
  • Me: "No, I haven't watched TV in that room today!"
  • Cory: "Will you help me look?"
  • Me: I swear one of these days somebody getting it!

Sep 9, 2009

I heart my Computer because,

I've been thinking lately. About all the wonderful people I've "met" through blogging and of course Facebook.

 I feel like I know a lot of you and I've started to value you as friends. Does that seem strange? In this techno-savvy cyber age we live in...we can form a relationship with someone we've never met face to face - and probably never will. You guys have given me great advice when I've asked (and even when I haven't!) You've cheered me and encouraged me.

I enjoy reading your comments, some are pretty racy and wonder if I should leave it or delete it but I have nothing to hide and by now my Blog and Facebook friends pretty much knows my sense of humor it can get pretty crazy sick and I don't excuse my behavior. I figure if you don't like what you see or read, DELETE CLICK me back to where ever you found me!

Ahem, what you see is pretty much what you get!  Nothing special! Teehee..

Sep 8, 2009

OMG! way to much time on my hands!

We've been having some pretty hot weather for a while now and I truly believe the Stupid Fairy has been working overtime on some people I've  encounter just in the past couple of weeks. I found these amusing metaphors, etc. to entertain myself with these past couple of days when I have nothing better to do an I thought to myself I could find a Stupid Person to fit each one! Yes, I am bored!
Here is my Political way of being Stupid

Words to live by

The best way to get even is to forget...

A successful marriage isn't finding the right person. It's BEING the right person.

Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up...

It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt.

If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.

Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death...

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts...

You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!

Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth...

Words are windows to the heart.

The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.

The tongue must be heavy indeed because so few people can't hold it.

To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you.

It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again.

The Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who the hell was that?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.” “Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce!” “I can understand that,” replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.” Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. “Who’s that woman with Jim?” asks the wife. “That’s his mistress,” says her husband. “Ours is prettier,” she replies.

Sep 4, 2009

How did I forget to post this!

August 22, 2006 is when I when it all started for me. The reason why I decide to try Blogging was because of Three beautiful reasons, Kieran, Haydan & Presley. I am proud of myself for keeping up with my Blog. It has been endless hours I spent teaching myself how to Blog and learning how to add on different stuff and just learning all I can about Blogging. It has been really challenging. But it's all been worth it. I have 459 story posted, I made & produced 48 videos, and 43 slideshows to go along with my postings and I still have 147 stories saved in my Unpublished box that never made it to the Published list for many reasons but the number one excuse experiencing Brain fart and can't complete the story and thinking it's not good enough to post. Maybe someday I'll post them.

Thank You to my Family & Friends
First I have to thank my fellow bloggers you know who you are, who are wondrous at keeping me inspired  and of course you, my readers, for your loyalty and just for simply taking the time to read my rambling. I can’t say it’s always interesting, but I hope something on here might have meant something to you as well. My Blog is a place I can say anything I want without being censored. A place where I love to hear back thoughts of what my friends and people I look up to have to say in return. I have learned a lot through blogging and have seen that when I post something well thought out I get quite a few responses.

Start Blogging I have been lucky enough to have inspired 5 friends to start their own Blog. So 
If you have not started your own blog, I would definitely suggest trying it out. You have nothing to lose by doing so and if anything you will learn something new.  What are you waiting for? Don’t put it on your long to-do list because it will never get done. Just do it and do it for yourself . Blog for yourself because then you can dictate when you post and what you post about. No matter who you are, what you do, there must be something you can share with the world.

This was my very first Blog Post

The Weydemullers

August 22, 2006 @ 8:53pm

Okay! I gave in and decided to start a Blog. With my little sister Angela and her triplets arriving to California in just a few days (Yippy) and my brother-in-law (triplets daddy) Sgt. Patrick Weydemuller he is coming all the way from IRAQ to California for a well deserved 2 week rest from Battle ground life in Iraq. A lot of you Triplet fans around the world wanted me to keep updated stories on the daily lives of my sweet little Weydemuller Triplets, Kieran, Haydan & Miss Presley. So in keeping you all tuned in everyday I will be posting their daily activities and pictures of course here so aside from their own website this would be the place to read all about them.