What is a fart?
A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
that stay for a while.
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song....
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly.
A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- I'll never forget.... an old fart like you!
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