Jan 2, 2014

Wise Advice

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some Poop on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow Poop, it began to realize how warm it was. The poop was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow poop and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story :
  1.  Not everyone who drops Poop on you is your enemy. 
  2.  Not everyone who gets you out of poop is your friend. 
  3.  And when you're in deep poop, "Keep your mouth shut!"

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