- Jon: "MOM it's nothing"
- Me: "Oh my God, That's nothing?
- Jon: Laughing Mom don't worry.
- Me: Worry my ass, We are fricken going to Emergency NOW!
- Jon: still laughing, Okay let me at least go take a shower before we go!
- Me: Shower my Ass, Rudy get my keys!
- Jon: Again still laughing, God okay okay let's go!
- Mom: That's right Listen to your Mama and "MARCH" to the ER!
Turned out it was just a real bad bruise and just needs to soak in ice. "Thank GOD"
Half hour later,
- Me: Where you going Jon?
- Jon: To a party in Hollywood!
- Me: ERGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!