Am I all alone with this issue?
My husband and my two sons, apparently think that because I have a uterus, I have a type of internal tracking device! A device that tracks their belongings! THEIR LOST BELONGINGS!
Remote Controls, in particular!
- Hubby: "Baby, do know where the remote is?"
- Me: "For WHICH TV?"
- Hubby: "The bedroom!"
- Me: "Where did you see it last?"
- Hubby "I dunno! Do you know where it is?"
- Me: "No, where are you looking?"
- Hubby: "I haven't looked yet. I just thought you would know before I got in there."
- Me: "Are you for real?"
- Jon: "Mom, do you know where the remote is?"
- Me: "For what TV?"
- Jon: "For my room?"
- Me: "I have no idea! I have not been in your room for days!"
- Jon: "Can you come help me look?"
- Me: "You have got to be joking..."
- Cory: "Mom, do you know where the remote is?"
- Me: "For which TV?"
- Cory: "The family room!"
- Me: "Where did you have it last?"
- Cory: "I dunno! Do you know where it is?"
- Me: "No, I haven't watched TV in that room today!"
- Cory: "Will you help me look?"
- Me: I swear one of these days somebody getting it!
5 comments:
Love the new blog name and look. You have the most creative blog I visit. Keep up the good blogging.
Hysterical! But......I thought you know everything....by the way, have you seen my remote?
Just kidding.
M
OMG - this is my house! Except it's my husband!!!!
Hon: Where's my wallet?
Hon: Where are my keys?
Hon: Where are my shoes?
Hon: Where are my glasses?
Hon: Where's the remote?
IT DRIVES ME F-ing CRAZY!!!!
I have actually misplaced the living room remote! This is hysterical.
Bonnie
love the new look...I still call my mom and ask her ..and she doesnt even live with me..Maybe I should call you too.! :) -kristi
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